Larry Laffer finds himself back on the dating scene and desperate to turn his luck around after a humiliating loss on the televised romance competition Stallions. His consolation prize is an all-expenses-paid stay at La Costa Lotta, an upscale health resort that promises romantic possibilities—except the staff has other ideas, relegating the hapless bachelor to the resort's worst accommodations and treating him accordingly. Shunned by the resort's female guests upon arrival, Larry must navigate the spa's various locations and social hierarchies, discovering that strategic gift-giving and careful charm might just be enough to win over even the most disinterested women on the premises.