Welcome to the 455th UCCHDU conference—the Universal Conference Concerning the Heat Death of the Universe—the first of its five hundred and fifty-plus gatherings to formally discuss surviving the heat death rather than simply delaying it. At the center of the Nebuloan Nine space station sits a near-functional prototype that only intermittently phases into a neighboring dimension and can only transport a single human at a time. It is also the foundation for the Walking Simulator Pod technology the Walking Simulator A Month Club uses to archive alternate universes. A brief, strange walking simulation.