Something is wrong with the underground city of London. Residents are getting sunburn — a medically implausible event in a city that has not seen actual sun in centuries. Every sunburned Londoner has one thing in common: they were recently guests at the newly opened Nostros Hotel, whose management has been entirely unavailable for questions. A journalist from the Surface is here to investigate and has questions for anyone willing to answer them. A Fallen London story about hospitality and what it costs.