A pop punk band's tour van breaks down near a haunted house. A quick look inside results in an unexpected addition to the crew — Thief, the ghost of a small dog. Rebranded as Stop, Thief!, the band begins attracting supernatural incidents in every town they pass through: vampires, werewolves, a giant spider-octopus, and a haunted payphone their green room never had before. Their frontman blogs about it as fiction. Their followers think it is creepypasta. It is not.