The Ditty of Carmeana
A medieval action/adventure video game that is NOT a legend.
In this third-person action adventure, Kai will travel all over the ostensibly medieval kingdom of Bowtudgel (rhymes with "cow cudgel") in his quest to Rescue the Princess. Along the way, he will solve puzzles, make money, conquer a set dungeons that are one-to-one with the Kingdom's major biomes, help people (sort of), kill enemies (sort of), buy hats, and find future DLC sidequests that you know very well the game developers will never get around to making. Along the way, he'll discover that there might be something even bigger at stake than a missing princess....
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DeveloperTampered Evidence LLC
ReleasedApril 16, 2022
StatusReleased
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About This Game
Princess Carmeana — beautiful, red-haired, and notable for her dimensions — has been kidnapped and held for ransom. The king of Bowtudgel, calculating the cost of deploying an actual army against the savings of recruiting an individual with fairy connections, chooses the latter. In the Flyover Province of Borrington, a farm boy named Kai (pronounced Lance) is returning from morning work when he encounters a fairy called Tabitha, currently being sold against her will to cover a Facebook IPO investment. He frees her. She decides to tag along. Shortly after, they cross paths with a royal army recruiter with very specific hiring needs. Destiny — or at minimum a remarkable coincidence — has placed Kai at the beginning of his Glorious Quest.
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