Welcome to Ghoulastic Publishing, where the ghostwriting team you are joining has a small but important clarification waiting for you in the orientation packet. The job involves following screen prompts and typing as fast and accurately as possible before the deadline. Typos are not acceptable — the company prizes both Quality and Quantity. One additional note: the office has some otherworldly residents who believe they are better suited for your position. You may encounter them. The recommended response is to poke them with a finger until they leave. Exorcism supplies are available on the first floor during non-working hours. We look forward to working with you.