Boobs vs Aliens

Since the earliest days of human civilization, ancient alien races have monitored Earth from a distance. Over millennia, the sheer power of human libido began affecting them — driving them to envy and fear at a reproductive stamina they could not comprehend and could not match. They have now launched a full planetary invasion to eliminate the threat at the source. You are a delivery worker and small business owner with a supernatural advantage they did not account for. The sex toys in your inventory have multiple uses and are, it turns out, quite effective against alien monsters. Accept your destiny, defend the planet, and meet a memorable series of companions along the way.