Zorglo Blaskowicz the ninth was enjoying a perfectly ordinary naked stroll through the holo-park when news arrived that demons are invading the stellar system. He left his saucer keys at home. He now has a nine-millimeter semi-automatic pistol, a hijacked Identified Flying Object he commandeered from a nearby location, and a mission to liberate his home system from the forces of hell. Earth hell specifically — Alien hell, he notes, is considerably nicer.