A full academic scholarship to Elwood University was not something you were going to pass up. The terms required joining a Greek organization, and missing rush week was a problem — until you discovered that Omega Kappa still accepts pledges year round. The other problem is that Omega Kappa accepts only male members. Determined enough to find a workaround, you disguise yourself and are accepted immediately. What quickly becomes clear is why the fraternity recruits on an open schedule: it is barely functioning, held together by a group of handsome and well-intentioned brothers who need someone competent to help them reverse the decline. Keeping your identity concealed while doing that is the sustained challenge for the rest of your time at Elwood.