You wake up in a strange location with no memory of how you arrived and a countdown already running on the time you have left. The environment is wrong — its geometry follows rules that should not be possible, generated by the limited processing power of a first-generation personal computer, growing stranger still as the floppy drives begin to fail. Other people are present and they seem amused by what is happening to you. There is also a creature here that eats people. Whether any of this is internally coherent is a question you will not have time to answer.