Blungo's Dungeon Luncheon

Blungo, it's your cousin Richie. Just got your text. Got three or four more deliveries to clear, so if you help out, you get paid. Fair trade. The job sites are being procedurally generated now — that's what the ToS update said — so they're different every time. Something with AI, suits want more content without paying architects. You'll drop into a site, find the Timecrystal, bust it up, deal with the guy inside. I get paid, you get paid. I'll be waiting in the car. See you in a second, idiot.