Pamela Anderson has been kidnapped by Ronald McDonald. The plan appears to involve making her into an unhappy meal alongside a collection of chickens whose welfare has not been a priority. The chick sisters Nugget and Chickette are on the case, which is more than can be said for Mario and Luigi, who are too busy developing video games to interrupt their schedule. This PETA-produced parody of New Super Mario Bros. delivers its message about the fast food industry while sending its protagonists through levels built specifically to make that point.