Hit the Fan

Flying Officer Turdesley — Strangely Brown to his mates — has been drafted into a top-secret mission to bring down the villainous Baron Hair Flick and his illicit empire. The mission opens with Turdesley floating through the sky under his own power, dodging toxic clouds on his way to Hair Flick's Lair. From there he is equipped with a Mk 2 Browning to dispatch bandits — robo-fans, swarms of hench-hairs, and worse. Eight dangerous missions await, with the final showdown taking place at Hair Flick's factory. Good luck, sir.