Granny Smith has tended her apple orchard her whole life, and a thief on wheels has decided today is the day to rob it. Granny Smith is a physics-based mobile platformer in which Mrs. Smith skates at high speed through farms, city blocks, offices, and other environments in pursuit of the apple thief, crashing through everything in her path in the process. The goal is simple: reach the apples before the thief does. The method is considerably more chaotic than the goal implies.