Puber Lario Mand

Lario is a hipster who got bored waiting for paint to dry. He decided to race a snail. Winning the race against the snail caused a chain reaction involving the paint, which caused a chemical spill, which infuriated a faction called the Liberals, who captured Lario and turned him into a tree. The FBI took notice. Further complications followed, culminating in Lario discovering a wormhole to Planet Namek, defeating its ruler Lord Michael Bay by allowing him to destroy himself with his own explosions, and establishing a colony of Lario trees on the now-vacant planet.