A satirical take on Five Nights at Freddy's, set at Freddy Fazbender's pizza in 1987 during the day shift. A visual novel navigated through dialogue choices and a map of the building, DSAF runs across five days and leads to one of eleven endings, most of which involve varying degrees of suffering or death. Activities include sorting drawings, talking to Phone Guy, scrounging for change, wearing springlock suits, eating — and then being fired for eating — a salad, and an activity involving children in a costume that the game describes delicately. Breadbear is present throughout.