Long ago, this universe was governed by the dice rolls of the Great Ones.
These dice rolls sent tremors through the universe, which incubated it through developments over the course of time.
The Great Ones persevered with their dice rolls unerringly, like mice enchanted by their wheels.
But one day, having grown bored of their celestial game of chance, the Great Ones stopped rolling their dice.
The (not so) Great Ones: Booooooooriiiiing...
And so, the universe was doomed to stagnate...
...Which is simply disgraceful when you think about it. So, the Celestial Librarian of Wisdom,
Yonda, who was normally found huddled away in the depths of Biblinthus,
set out to give those deities a telling off they wouldn’t soon forget!