Lucy is a vampire hunter. She is also, tonight, on her night off, just trying to eat a Quarter Pounder in peace. The vampire in the next booth has other ideas—specifically, it is threatening the cashier and Lucy is the only one in the building who knows how to handle this. The problem: Lucy's role is The Bait, not the combatant. She has never staked anyone in her life. She has to figure out sixteen ways to get the job done with what a McDonald's can actually provide.