The year is 2016, America is back in Afghanistan, and you have just earned a well-deserved vacation. What could be more relaxing than visiting Korean Army pen-pals Jeong and Eunji in Pyongyang? Pyongyang is practically a suburb of Seoul, right? It is not. Welcome to North Korea. Try not to get shot, executed, black-bagged, or tried for treason as you explore the city's most famous tourist attractions — two heavily armed soldiers by your side.