Humanity is at war with the Blobs—hideous, as everyone agrees, though no one has actually seen one up close. You are a Star Captain fighting on the front lines: stealth missions, alien blockades, mysterious planets, all with Lloyd, your ship's computer, providing assistance that is better described as insufferable. When the ship is about to crash land on the jungle moon of Cygnus Delta in ninety-three seconds, Lloyd has opinions about what you should do. The game has four options, and choosing to use the remaining time to smash Lloyd's screen with a torque wrench is one of them. A science-fiction choice game built on the comedic friction between competence and annoyance.