Danny Destroyer and Kurt Karnage are, by any assessment, two of the dumbest people alive. Their accidental genius was being in the countryside at the exact moment a nuclear apocalypse erased almost all of civilization. Now they have emerged into the ruins with a strong preference for guns, a pressing need to keep their beer supply intact, a lot of green enemies to deal with, some buildings they intend to destroy, and an overriding desire to locate Monique Maxisexy, their favorite TV personality. A run-and-gun about the apocalypse finding exactly the wrong survivors.