Humanity has always known about the cauliflower's exceptional properties — nutritional, medicinal, even aesthetic. Some claimed it could ward off evil spirits or boost intellectual power. But it was not until 2027 that Dr. P. Golabek of CDDA Labs discovered the true potential hidden in that boiled curd of brassica oleracea. The discovery did not bring prosperity. It brought a ban on cauliflower and a significant portion of related brassicaceae species. The Cauliflower Research Liberation Front has had enough. It is time to let the cauliflower bloom everywhere.