Life at the North Pole is freezing, dull, and going nowhere. You are a penguin with a bat, a bear companion, and absolutely nothing to lose. Launch yourself across scorching deserts, whale backs, giant mushrooms, moose butts, and pine trees in the grand tradition of YetiSports. You will get eaten by piranhas, become a snowball of doom, and probably get abducted by a green stranger. The question is how far you get before the inevitable spectacular failure.