Captain Wayne: Vacation Desperation

Captain Wayne — hot-pink-wearing, fish-eating, cigar-huffing — is a man who lets nothing stand between him and his blood-soaked campaign to rob and humiliate the rich. After losing his arm to the Vampire Whale, he replaced it with his trusty shotgun The Captain's Ol' Reliable, and sailed the seas aboard the S.S. Salty. When a run-in with evil mercenaries leaves him marooned on an island with his ship stolen, Wayne does what he does best: track down everyone responsible and kill them.