Toast Time: Smash Up!

You are TERRY — Toast-Ejecting Recoil and Reload System — a modest toaster with an uncontrollable devotion to English breakfasts, scheduling, and hat-wearing. Uninvited guests have arrived at toast time, and it is your responsibility to deal with them. Launch toast, crumpets, and other breakfast paraphernalia at the approaching beasties. Bounce across the arena, crush them under your hot metallic mass, tip over bins, drink a little coffee and go a little crazy. Monday morning has no other defender.