You are an alien from Karzalinx with no memory of your name or how you got where you are. Your planet has been taken over by a giant evil spa cult. To escape, you travel through a space-time ganglion to various alien colonies across the universe. The destination is Earth, where aliens are working to undo human wrongs — including forcing former billionaires to assemble Ikea furniture for ordinary people. Somewhere in the chaos of a newly colonized planet, a kidnapped scientist may know what your name actually means. A comedic sci-fi adventure.