You are Fargothix, one of Golden Corral's cooks. An important buffet is approaching and Fargothix has been assigned to travel to the catpital to secure the necessary sausage rolls. The only route there passes through the Secret Corral Tunnel. What awaits inside? Adventure, romance, revelations beyond mortal comprehension? A short comedic RPG adventure about a buffet errand that goes significantly off-script.