Hina-chan's Big Trade! Millionaire Lunch

Kagiyama Hina — known in the Touhou fanbase as the misfortune goddess — was never offered a role in the mainline games, and the financial consequences have been severe. She opens her refrigerator to prepare lunch and finds one cucumber. Rather than despair, she applies the logic of the straw millionaire folktale: trade the cucumber for something, then trade that for something better, then keep going. A lavish lunch is theoretically achievable from a single cucumber. She intends to find out.